I work in an elementary school, what do YOU do for a living?

Every year at school we have a book character parade, in which students and faculty members dress up like their favorite book characters, and then walk across the stage wearing their costume and carrying the book. This is done every year during the week of Dr. Seuss' birthday. Last year, I was Alice in Wonderland. This year, I am Laura Ingalls from Little House on the Prairie.

Oh, the things I do for my students :)